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Post by Amaunator on Feb 28, 2005 17:26:51 GMT -5
*falls down dead, great being dead! * Sees the others making a fool of themselves from heaven (yup, I got there ;D).
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Post by Solar on Mar 1, 2005 14:01:59 GMT -5
No! He may not live happily in Heaven! *Raises a rifle while dancing, and aims it at the heaven...* *On it is written: Heaven Destroyer Rifle...* DIE! MWUHAHAHAHA! *Fires at heaven...*
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Post by Amaunator on Mar 1, 2005 14:41:39 GMT -5
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" All the angels drop out of the sky with Ammy among them. Instead they fall through the earth to hell, where it might be hot, but quite cool actually . You can gamble, you can have enormous amounts of what mummy and daddy do at night... oopps, you didn't mean as in "gender" did you?! (the devil is actually a fertility god , pass it on) and so on and so forth.
You can just hear somebody screaming "Thank you" to Solar, who will be stuck in inferno.
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Post by The Kaiser on Mar 1, 2005 15:58:14 GMT -5
No! What have I done! This device is making fun I'm shaking to this beat I've lost control of hands and feet
Damn, Damn, Damn, now it rhymes And my dance is behind the times! I'll stop it now! I'll end this now! Bring forth the cannons of the cow!
Take it in this hand! Target the annoying band! Blast them all the way to hell! Drums, guitars and that bell!
Pull the trigger with the beat, Made by cows to make human meat, Die my ultimate weapon of doom! I'll rebuild the mark 2 soon.
*Kaiser taks his cannons of the cows and unleashes a volley at the absolutely gargantuan death ray... etc etc*
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Post by Bludgeonman on Mar 20, 2005 6:53:25 GMT -5
Speak now or forever hold your crotch! EE-HEEE
*Thus spake the mighty Bludgeonman, who in his garbled fury decided to extrapolate his tea mug, thereby ushering in world peace.*
We are the yuletide merriment!
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Post by Solar on Mar 20, 2005 7:40:17 GMT -5
What! Ammy is in hell which is like heaven? [glow=red,2,300]NOOOOOOO![/glow]*Cackles and weeps...*
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Post by The Kaiser on Mar 20, 2005 18:57:07 GMT -5
*Kaiser reads the complete works of Shakespeare* So thou art a knave? Really? I wonder how the "Tragedy of King Lear" will end? I hope it's a happy ending... ... Well that's a bit depressing. What about Animal Farm? Anything with animals can't be sad... oh... I know, I'll read some of that cheerful Dickens! *Kaiser reads Oliver Twist* *Kaiser stops reading halfway through and goes and watches the news* 12 people died today in an accident... The economy is going to crash and we'll all die of starvation... A meteorite could be on a direct collision course with the Planet! Hear that report after the weather... So in concluusion it will be raining in the area you live in... *Kaiser shoots himself*
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Post by LordTerrible on Mar 21, 2005 8:15:40 GMT -5
*stops time before the bullet reaches Kaiser's head* *places a TV in front of him and plays teh new Weebl & Bob for him*
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Post by Amaunator on Mar 21, 2005 15:31:19 GMT -5
*shoots himself because of that outrageous insanity!*
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Anu
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Post by Anu on Mar 21, 2005 16:32:53 GMT -5
*Locks the Neutral Thread Defenses onto the Freaky Boredom Thread awaiting the command to fire*
FIRE!
*Everything fires in a bright light as Anu wears sunglasses smiling cheerfully watching the shells fly off to the Freaky Thread.*
Whee....
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Post by Bludgeonman on Mar 28, 2005 7:26:13 GMT -5
*The bombardment from the Neutral thread doesn't even make it to the Freaky Boredom War thread, in a different forum altogether Everyone laughs at Anu.* HAR HAR! The penguins march by moonlight when the yak calls thrice!
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Post by LordTerrible on Apr 16, 2005 17:29:01 GMT -5
*Strolls to Amaunator*
Yo soy el quiebra ley!!!
*sits down backwards*
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Post by Amaunator on Apr 17, 2005 4:04:12 GMT -5
*stands puzzled with the gun still in his hand The bullet is potruding from the wall at the other side of the chamber though, so Ammy is having problems processing the weird sentence from LT .*
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Post by Bludgeonman on Apr 17, 2005 4:46:21 GMT -5
*Waves the magic wand of Google Translator.*
I am the bankruptcy law!!
Interesting. My utensils are playing tetris with the fridge. Phear the platypi!
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Post by LordTerrible on Apr 18, 2005 7:44:54 GMT -5
*extends the dryer of blowing* We who are about to jive salutes you! *cartwheels excentrically*
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