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Post by The Kaiser on Feb 18, 2005 16:56:09 GMT -5
*Having seen a logical error, Kaiser leaves the wreckage wondering why rolling in gunpowder did not extinguish his flames, but a large scale explosion did*
*Spots Solar* Hmmm... *Kaiser is handed 2 Uzis by General Fabius Maximus who is standing next to him and subsequently vanishes* *Kaiser makes everyone eat lead... or depleted uranium in this case*
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Post by Bludgeonman on Feb 18, 2005 17:13:46 GMT -5
*Bludgeon is full, after having eaten too much trombone in his previous post. Therefore, he doesn't eat lead (or depleted uranium), but is hit by it instead. It hurts, so he eats fish to regain his hit points. A raw fish. That he just caught. Chomp.
Unfortunately, this makes no sense as Bludgeon was full from eating his trombone, and therefore couldn't eat his fish. This turn of events causes him to disappear in a puff of logic, which he may as well have done if he had just stopped to eat Kaiser's uzi bullets.*
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Post by LordTerrible on Feb 18, 2005 17:41:41 GMT -5
*bites off a large chunk of depleted uranium*
I find this not to my liking. *grabs his own Uzi* Eat tree legs Kaiser!!!
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Post by The Kaiser on Feb 18, 2005 18:00:30 GMT -5
*Kaiser sits at a table for 1. It has a fantastically clean white table cloth. There is a single candle and in the centre stands a bottle of Cognac.* *Classical piano plays in the background*
Garcon! Garcon!
"Oui monseiur?"
Je prendrai... les jambes d'arbre
"Excellent choix monseiur, ils sont tres frais"
*Kaiser draws a pistol and shoots the waiter as he tuck a napkin into his shirt.*
*Then he is hit by tree legs, casusing this rather cliche scene to disappear like an evil market stall that sells cursed items*
*Of course, this all takes place while dancing*
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Post by Solar on Feb 19, 2005 5:04:47 GMT -5
*Solar just throws his last dynamite when a bullet hits it, and it explodes...* Gah! *Is thrown back, and as he stands up, bullets fill him with joy... I mean PAIN!* Argh! *Drops to the ground again, and the bullets go over him...*
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Post by LordTerrible on Feb 19, 2005 9:40:22 GMT -5
*Of course, this all takes place while dancing* That's it! You've got it! ;D You move your hand to the top or bottom of the screen to dance up or down. *challenges Bludgeon at a nice round of Capoeira, the only fighting that can easily be done while dancing*
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Post by Solar on Feb 19, 2005 9:59:45 GMT -5
*Solar in the meantime has caught a few bullets, and is throwing them (like darts) to LT's back...*
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Post by Bludgeonman on Feb 19, 2005 11:07:14 GMT -5
*accepts Lord T's challenge, whilst dancing on the spot, much like snoopy*
Dumdumdumdumduuuumddum
Move your hand to the top or bottom edge of the screen like this... Then you hold the move button... Then you move your hand to look up and down... Now you have a go!
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Post by Amaunator on Feb 19, 2005 12:07:58 GMT -5
*dances throuh the bulletfire, thinking he doesn't get hit.*
"Plop plop"
"What's that?" He says "We're bullets! we go through you!" "What, but I don't feel a thing!" He says again "You're dead you moron" "Oh, k" He says again
*keeps on dancing, people notice he looks somewhat pale ...*
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Post by LordTerrible on Feb 19, 2005 12:33:19 GMT -5
*asks a local Odysseus to provide a beat*
The lost brother is in some trees! Then you click and hold the move BAAAA-ings at night, and pull again to cover more ground! Please, you only have to lower your village totem! Yes. Yes. Nifty item I feel! That's it! You've done it!!!
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Iacobus
New Member
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
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Post by Iacobus on Feb 19, 2005 12:35:11 GMT -5
Little do you know that pudding is my middle name! *Throws calabashes at Amaunator* The random matriculations of badgers shall spin all to roundness!
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Post by The Kaiser on Feb 19, 2005 12:53:58 GMT -5
*Gets up severly brusied from Tree Legs
People!
I have... *Rips open cape to reveal two rubber staps holding rows of red sticks around his chest*
A BOMB!
*Evil Silence*
Give me your money and no one needs die!
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Post by Bludgeonman on Feb 19, 2005 13:05:42 GMT -5
*Odysseus plays his funky stuff, while Bludge and Lord T strut it, slapping each other in a highly stylised way.*
A land of innocence has no need for a pig! Yeah, we'll have that! If you want it, you mus be prepared to draw a spiral on the ground, like this...
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Post by LordTerrible on Feb 19, 2005 13:26:48 GMT -5
Nemesis! No!!! My ally. You have failed me. I, Sleg, son of Sleg, has arrived to take control! He's desperate, that's what he is! *Bludgeon is severely damaged by the force of the last blow* Our lightning bolt just got better
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Post by Bludgeonman on Feb 19, 2005 14:35:08 GMT -5
He's got an element of that beach beyond those huge gates! Does this mean stop! What are you doing!? I believe it does.
*Bludgeon delivers his counter attack.*
Wait! This is my stones, man!
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